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Augustus Waters:"May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace:"Sure."
Augustus Waters:"Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace:"Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters:"Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace:"You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters:"But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace:"I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters:"And you say we don't know each other."

leonmcgann:

petition for david karp to sell tumblr to the kardashians instead of yahoo

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all time low on twitter

Alex:selfie, drunk selfie, 2 am tweet that makes no sense
Jack:dick joke, reply to everyone I follow but me
Rian:CASSADEE ILY
Zack:AMERRICKAN CLOTHES BUY AMERRICKAN CLOTHES, 20% OFF TODAY ONLY.
Americans:YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
meanwhile in Norway:welcome to the fucking news
meanwhile in the UK:dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fansĀ image

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